i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
the raccoons are back...
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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