I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
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