Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
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