I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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