Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
You have to summon your inner elephant
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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