some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
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