Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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