i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
