don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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