you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
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