I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I'm determined to sit on that face.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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