yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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