WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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