Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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