i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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