U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
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