We should be called the Road Head Warriors
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
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