this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
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