that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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