i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
Randomize