Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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