There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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