Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
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