Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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