My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
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