And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
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