And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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