We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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