He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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