Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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