I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
two words...techno handjob
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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