Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
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