thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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