Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
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