Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
I am available for nakedness
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
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