Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
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