It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
Randomize