just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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