watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
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