Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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