I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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