in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I want a musical about memes.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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