Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Randomize