There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
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