they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
Randomize
