I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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