my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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