that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Damn victory sex feels great
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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