He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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