i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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