Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
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