im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
Randomize
