let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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