too bad you live with your parents still
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
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