My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
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