Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
it was like having sex with a tree stump
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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